Harriet Harman

Harriet Harman was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out on to the road, they hit it full on and the car
comes to a stop.

Harriet, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get
out and check - you were driving. '

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Harriet.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face. 'My god, what happened to you?' asks
Harriet.

The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love
to me. '

'What on earth did you say?' asks Harriet.

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm
Harriet Harman's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'