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Friday, July 27, 2012

Two pieces of humour

One from UC re:

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Rolls Royce than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember their name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.


One Olympics joke (thanks to MD):

Olympic Condoms (IT'S STARTED ... OLYMPIC JOKES!!!)



Husband says to wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived
... I think I'll wear Gold tonight."

Wife says, "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."

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