I expect a lot of fish jokes...

... but it is certainly no joke when you pay a premium price for a quality piece of fish to only find out later that it is a VERY inferior one... here.

Meanwhile... some fish ´jokes´ some are out of plaice...

... but it is certainly no joke when you pay a premium price for a quality piece of fish to only find out later that it is a VERY inferior one... here.

Meanwhile... some fish ´jokes´ some are out of plaice...

Noah started building several arks for various parts of animal kingdom. One was a split level job for all the fish – a multi-storey carp ark
What do you call a fish with no eyes?…Fsh
How do fish go into business? They start on a small scale
A fish swam into a wall and said, “Dam!”
Why are fish so smart?…They are always in schools
Which fish go to heaven when they die?…Angelfish
What bit of fish doesn’t make sense? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding
What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand? Birdsthigh fish fingers
Two parrots sitting on a perch…the first one says to the other “can you smell fish?”
What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna
Where do fish wash? In a river basin
What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie
What part of a fish weighs the most? It’s scales
What fish do road-menders use? Pneumatic krill
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings? A fish tank
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea? Jack the kipper
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend? ’Your plaice or mine’
Where does seaweed look for a job? In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads
Why is a fish easy to weigh? Because it has its own scales
What’s the difference between a newspaper and a TV set? You can’t wrap your fish and chips in a TV set
What do naked fish play with? Bare-a-cudas
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear? Because they have electric ‘eels
What day of the week do fish hate? Frydays
What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish? Huckleberry Fin
Why are gold fish orange? The water makes them rusty
What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix
What was the Tsar of Russia’s favorite fish? Tsardines

Some more here.