The "Pope List"

Above is part of the "Pope List" (personally I believe this was a humour attempt gone astray via email to the wrong in box)...

It is interesting to note that there are a few humans in the Foreign Office who spend their time making lists. The recent news that someone has had their wrist slapped for sending out a list of suggestions of matters to deal with when the Pope visits the UK got me to thinking.

If there was a famous individual who were to visit your country, what (humorous) 10 things would you want to ask them and/or have them do that would perhaps be at odds with who they are/were?

Personally, with regard to the abuse cases, instead of the Catholic church apologising, perhaps it would be better to bring all of those guilty to justice.