Perhaps my wife will appreciate a reverse version.

Whatever you might call it....

So that when I am talking a load of bull it will convert it into a more reasoned version... Men know the times they have said "I am only going for one beer".

This could prove useful. Whatever, it really is quite fun.

Remind me not to go to Columbia for a lads night out.

And after a 'few', what better thing to do than get philosophical about it all.